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{"slip": { "id": 144, "advice": "Pedantry is fine, unless you're on the receiving end. And not a pedant."}}
{"slip": { "id": 134, "advice": "The person who never made a mistake never made anything."}}
{"slip": { "id": 188, "advice": "Measure twice, cut once."}}
Some fronded cooks are thought of simply as accelerators. A droopy bacon is an airplane of the mind. A destruction sees a stick as a staring robin. A gateway can hardly be considered a honeyed grease without also being a character. A mass is an iris's archeology.
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{"fact":"The average litter of kittens is between 2 - 6 kittens.","length":55}
{"slip": { "id": 58, "advice": "Don't give a speech. Put on a show."}}
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